Diamond Talk

"I have 6 players who really want to play beer pong with you guys."

-Brenden getting emotional about a car load of players arriving later than expected on a Friday night

"Damn it! This is a replay!"

-Kyle Young after first making a bet about the Mariners beating the Indians, then realizing it was a "Classic Comeback" replay of the 2003 game

Josh: "Hey, how far did you out-drive me to win the long drive competition?"
Cocky Dude: "Pfff, Uh, I dunno like 20..30..yards.."
Josh: "Oh...did you hit the cart path?"
Cocky Dude; "Oh...ya, I guess I did."

-Josh Shroeder getting some revenge after losing the golf long-drive competition

"I feel like an ancient person trying to get into my younger body."

-Eric Jauch on life getting in shape as a club baseball player

"I bet Brenden would still make out with me!"

-Chad after Brenden said he didn't want to catch mono from anyone this year

Tommy's Sister: "I was just talking with your roommate Mike."

Tommy: "Actually that is not my roommate, that's Tyler."

(Another confuses the physically similar appearances of "long lost twins" Mike Fecteau and Tyler Anthony)

"I bet Joe wacks it a lot!"

-Brenden Magnino